not gonna lie

if you go to a gay bar for your bachelorette party

you are objectifying all of gay culture for your own amusement and that of your gurlfraaaaands.

why not just wave an “i’m getting married and you can’t!” sign in everyone’s faces while you’re at it.

feministdisney:

einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

hahaha boy in outer space

maybe they just rub me wrong since they’re always explained by some pouty faced dude, but these posts always seem to roughly translate to,

“Dear girl, I know you must be insecure not because the world has told you a lot of specific instructions about how you have to dress and look a certain way in order to be happy and beautiful and to have people like you that is reflected and reinforced in all the tv and movies we watch, the magazines we buy, the commercials that air-

I know the real reason for your insecurity must be that not enough men have told you today that your face looks good no matter what you put on it.  Now you feel better, right?” 

feministdisney:

thegirlanachronism93:

siddharthasmama:

mia-the-wonder-slut:

THIS IS SO PERFECT OMG

best post ever

the internet is over

everyone go home

what can I even say!

one day i might actually devote a long-ass post to my coach because boy do i have stories. 

but, and i mean this completely non-ironically and without any hyperbole,

he is one of my favorite people. 

that one day when the boathouse is closed and your coach doesn’t have a key

so you play hacky sack and sit on the edge of the dock with your feet dangling in with your boys

and then you all pile into your cars and head to the nearby driving range

(And you find out half the boys on the squad carry golf clubs in their cars at all times)

and then you just golf for ages but not before your coach says “hey I think I have a kiddie golf club in my car that will fit you”

and he does and it does, to your slight embarrassment

thanks for having my back there, coach. I am gonna miss you in college.

lesbianswag99:

who doesn’t love blue footed boobies?!

tpinoe:

OMG

(via uswntgifs)

not only did they win, but we got a gratuitous flash of pinoe abs

I like this sport 

feministdisney:

omg yes